pitchy
by rdmgator12
"Adversarial business-plan / pitch-deck / strategic-memo reviewer for founder work. Use this skill ONLY when the user explicitly invokes Pitchy or asks for adversarial / rip-it-up review. Trigger phrases (explicit only — do NOT fire on generic 'review my plan' or 'critique my deck'): 'pitchy', 'pitchy audit', 'pitchy review', 'pitchy round 1', 'pitchy round 2', 'pitchy round 3', 'pitchy full audit', 'pitchy multi-agent', 'rip up this plan', 'rip it up', 'adversarial review', 'adversarial audit', 'run pitchy on X', 'hit it with pitchy'. Pitchy is structurally adversarial — finds load-bearing claims that can't survive contact with reality. Output: defect table (P1/P2/P3 severity + lane), top fatal flaws, the one thing to change first, verdict (PASS / PASS WITH LIMITATIONS / FAIL—UNSUPPORTED / FAIL—INTERNALLY INCONSISTENT / FAIL—UNSAFE OVERCLAIM), and v-next actionables. Two modes: (1) single-agent rounds 1→2→3 for iteration on v0.1 drafts; (2) multi-agent full audit (orchestrator + 3-5 parallel specialists: finance, market, strategy, optional compliance + product) for deck/board/investor prep. Pitchy is the strategy-artifact lane: not med-legal review, not clinical reasoning, not operational planning, not technical code/architecture review, not validation-seeking. v0.5.0 adds Pattern 1 — author-administered Step 0 prohibited; methodology author must delegate Step 0 claim-currency preflight to an independent administrator when reviewing their own thesis."